I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

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thekatiestevens Me and my girlfriend @therealritavolk



this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

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Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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This is going to end badly… I’m still going to watch it anyway. —Everyone who has watched the ‘faking it’ trailer
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